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o hai this a r2rouas ur frinedluy world tarvelr internets fould jobralist repratin form a u,.s embasyh in afghasnitan.. ! wel its tursn out when r2rouas mean ol boss tran 2 seind urs turlay 2 anothwer country he dint mene afhgniantan he ment argniatna lol OOPDS!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1;; but ro2ru s got on a aiprlan 2 afhdintasn insted, dint habv no tickest, stil let mea on, oh no, goin 2 a wrong country mabe findand som obsamas bun labdn??? o well no idint, i endaen up in some vilvilage somewart, latsata bombs, u no r2orus from a hood/rl gould @ getan low when som buluts flyan up n thar LOLOLOLOL./ so r2rouas wars cwarlin aroun on a grount lieak a babby dustan on a rug, he a rel capret muncher, u no, a rug rasta, he alays crawdlion on a flour doin an adventurin but the schoul always calin 4 him thaty sayn "o mr. r2rous we know his momma 1 dead./1 in jailsd but that boy dustsin bn delincunt fron schoul 4 122 days in a rows" n I sahuin 2 tham "o if you know his mammo 1 dad/i ni jail y u calln hear scloulnedin me liek that u noi its hatd 2 b a singel faterh n a woulr d travelain internetn joubralist u com try it somtime" u no them burucuacts, thay always thinak thay no everything, thaty trayn to tel a strugleing singal father how 2 do his job, lierka taht bad guy fomr inspenctor gajet always sitan n a chair screamin some GAAGGGGETE but he always sitn n that chair nevar gettin that gagget o mi how silay