Saturday, September 27, 2008

hi mii nam r2R0z



O hi! miy naem iz Art2r9s n i a hi prodfile inerneat joberalisgt. let me alow m e 2 tel u a lil sumfen abut urs trule. i m a 48 -yr old male. I gotgs 2 wife 1 dead 1 n jaile. maeb u bin readin a lil bout me on my blougs?? i gots a lil babby wut naem is dustin n i gots a doter hos name taeuila n anofer whut naem is mareah n manbe sum ofers whutgots sum cuet names. but anuff abut mee!!!! who wan'ts 2 hear abuot sum juonk fulds?? i gotrs lockts of nollege. i bin sharen sum w/u meabe!!! 1 tiem i wen't 2 a chilli cook of n ate sum 5-alame chily boi was it hott!! n i wender y thay colln it chily when it njot cold?? i gots lotta wonders bout things wut bn confsussin me. sumtems i bin waxcin rl pfhgilosphical. u gots 2 lern 2 keep up!!!!!! njoye the blogs!!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

u wANT 2 Shair a slimJImz w/R2r0z?!

o mii, wwel u no me, mii name r2r0z, i m 48/yr old mali. male. (tho i havn a birfday soun)(tho i probraly jus terns 48 agin liek last yr). i bin spendedni a wk last wk sititn in a parkbingch mabe doin som resarch 4 a itrnant jounralm,s. wel u no that sum hunkgry works!!! a bigg man liek sum r2r0sz b getin REEL hungoirys for a junx foods in that cays!!!

so r2r0s go2 teh 7,11 n buys som junmkfoulds! o mi, that gona heple me w/my inrtant researchs!!! so I bougth a few (liek 15s) n went balk 2 my parcbinge but o no thare a man siting their nmow!!! him a nice louking man "thouth r2ro0s" n i tryin 2 tack 2 him. i bin askn him wut his name n if he likes sum junkfoulds but him rl quite 4 a few minuetrs then him talks 2 me. he tels me him a muslian n him prayn!!! (i thout muslian folkx onle livin in mideleast n maybe a aladin movys). wel i thinx, r2ro0z not no biggets, n i don't not rascist aginst sum mislams, so i try 2 shar mii slimjims w/him!! hense he gests all angers n axes if it sum "hall"?? n r20rs says, "no not no hall it a slimjam n it som gould junkfods" n him say i bin unsultn mohomod!!!

***I DON EVAN NO NE MOHOMHASD***

(4 teh records))

so i asks mabe he nows a baracak obasm cuz mebe thay went 2 a misloam schol 2gether??? n him gets MOAR angresys n b sayn MR> bracakr obamas in fiddle n not no islam. oh well u no a wies man like r2r0s no that not every1 b ur frined.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

o loukls i made a nu wabsigths

o hi u no r2ur0z a renisonced man whu b nowokin bout soum pollotics n maybe som histouyrs.

http://www.newamericanjesus.com

(bcuz him a jeses 4 r time liek mabe mixe w/ alil moahamed allie n mayeb a jon f keniedy.
but www.obasmsliekajesses4ourtimemixwmuhamdalinjfk.com was takin.

p.s.baracerk obams got a wief named miachel she reel preties n she proud of Aemricans.

o hi ther, wut u thik bout sum sarha paylesn?

oh whel helo ther, itz mi artorz? wel i bn watsin a c-spnnn n u cn sum ladyzfokx whic thik she a prezidents!! o mi wel i no a conbsiution, wut waz writ buy our 4fathaz (===MEznz!!). wel lik a saiyd, tha ladyzfolk alwayz b havin a baby lik mi lil wifez wut 1 dead, 1 in jayl, but thy alwayz havin a baby n o no baby havn babyies hav u ben watzhin a entaintmetnet 12nigts?? mmm sum algangleia joielez wut hav lik 6 babieyz??? thaz cal a seztyupltesz! n wut kina prezsients ben havin a baby? wel i no 4 faq that srah palinz pernentnied 2 hav a baby bc her lil baby dootter peregoent o mi wut a csandal!!! i wan 2 p mi pantzzz. wel i no mayb sum laydyz r not atraitive (sry girls) wel lik i thik mayb a jant renoz culb b a preaneisent bc she caint hav a babies bc shez wear a shulber pads.

hum, wut do u thik???
o hi ther, is mi aruzotoz. i thik, hay, do u lik sum arpulbican conventaoizn? wel i wusnt sur wut it wus but hay did u no thay alsob hav wut cal a stazr wars dconvvetoinoin? mm i seen so mani lil darkf vaperos!!! yum


wel i 1 2 ten i thik mayb srahz lik a 8 or a 9 or hay mm bunsbinezo!! wel she wehareaz a glassez even when itz not sunny, u no wut thut mean, she ben a smokean a reefar, n she proly thik sum glassez makin her look so smartz n stuf but i no a trutff!!!ladyz hava evmolutionary disavantaj. thas a faq. i a hi profil journlbaloist.