Friday, August 29, 2008

time ouk 4 a musciss fet. bubbs spxar (him mi home0


o mi. loulk @ thast sexii man. u thjinks it mea??? well it its nmot. mayeb w/ coud b a baletad**belated or sominthing. liek broethers or that sheeps wut be havi/n a babby clones of themiselrves. babbes hlalfin babys, i awlwas say. i wants 2 hulk him up w/ my eldar daugther marhuias. mm that a find lookn man, he b ramnded me of miself back /n hte dahy (tat colled teh "80s). mmm u probrbaly thi,mngkn that lolk liek a find mpeace of meet, and 'mm',m I wan't a peas of thus, and this a colanray blog aftar allz L)Lz rite???

don't wory I not of a so+calded "monoseszaaul" liek ur Brain Secsreat or a meyhps a caly Achin 9who u no gots a knew lil'' babby boy viaa a robbit insamntains mm i culd juts et hem up but that is nefer her nor thare as that say PSA I not no cablasm liek some Habbnal Lecatr))

hay did u see that movie wwut calid habbinal, i thout aI gon c 1 about the giy fomr Zaro but nstead i be c-in som shit bout som Greek fellos n sum elfagrants n/ a batal n wunots. it b ramninded me of teh 30 what featerd all them find fallows in caps n/ diepars.

O!! i typin liek some macsuline rossy O""Dossel here. do;tn wory I not no some sotrt of lbsdnaera++lebseinab liek I b seen on rad shues dairys on sinamacx wekends. (wean the wives not hoem on some fistching trip w/ a destsint n wutnots ))( y u thingks my wif b tacking all thes fsthing trips w/ her dantsists?? u no fereal regultrains porehisbit ne use of dental equtipoman n/ a bort and-or ((And:or merertic) verias other maretime vasols. red teh constusutions. hay u thing martime artchitextures ne thing liekj underwwart baxcet weving?? i taek that 1 @ teh comunity colidge))

ok. that a lie. I nover not no want 2 a comunty coledge>>but 1 times I did hapens 2 drive pasts a 1 of these instiuustions of nolege. n' I considenrd wut my wife alway talln me, that she gon leaf me 4 a destsns unless I purses a path of self improvements. so thence I stared this blogs. n purused a carer of hi pofrlie inenets joubralist. (1 wife dad: the oterh in jaile))

Thursday, August 28, 2008

hey ther mi nam r2roz n i her 2 tel u bout bundimos



LOL hay ther this arturoz i m 48t yr old male. has u evr bin herd bout this rel grett nw juinkfubds wut has hit teh market??~!!!


lerme tel u: they is cald BUNdinmos n the tast GGRRRR ate!! [get it lik that tigr cheta or whatvr the hel his name is} and gues whta they is MMMM tast lik a hamn chese/in my mouf/rl gud

leme tel ya leme tel ya go to the web site sum of them a metzican n they be talkin 2 me they n bein my neybors i lik ala them they al got persoamilties but i tel ya: not al personalites gud!! i lik ethe skrawbery one but 1 b givn jme a atideu!!!! it cald http://bundimos.com n the quesadiloz 1 the metzian!!!! n the turky 1 b sayin wsu up dud lik he rl intrestd in mi life! OH MY GOD SOM1 B TAKIN 2 THE CHERY O1 PARTNES CUZ HE BGONE WILD LIK GIRL S WUT GON WILD AS SEN ON COMEDY CENTRAL COMERICAL S ON A LAT LIT TV WUT I B WATCHIN KREG KILBROUN. N 3.5 MENS and oh ya i dont lik that skrawberyr 1 i remembs the 1 wut had a attrideu. he sed "no shortcakae' but i sed YES THEYR WUZ and he not talked no more wunz i put him in my moufs MMM n thart cmpuber scren not tast so gud it coverd wit carrot frum my lil brasby duistin..

Monday, August 25, 2008

ZOMGZ berack Obamam chuse join macan as a vis persdenet??!?

hay ever1 i rell soury 4 intarputin ur redinas of a joulkn foulds but i gota real imroitantap ====ipotrnant** ? to asks???

i sow this imagin on a nuws 2day. lolk clothes: o sorrys i havn som tr=ourble putin tehse picarts n mii joubralisn wabsits. neway louk @ this picthir:
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that a picute of persdeint baackr Obams n his nuw vies perdeint whum he choose (bcux hilar clintn not aloyd 2 b a vies pedeirnt she a wumn red teh constnitions) n i clear regconised this man wu is w/ barcka obasm.
that man joan macan.
look mor cloes at a picuret of hem.----------------------->
now tish maek urs turly comfuse bcuz r2r0z thogth josh macina a enimys of backer omnabus. BRackar Omabe**
meba this a politoca trix? tolallty maxialvillan (u no teh othr neam 4 2pax shaker (not kpax tat a grate move w/kecoin spacES) n trixn jhon macan 2 b his fiend n then he g'on 2 push hem off a steag or sumoin 9u no policists thay direty rember whut happn 2 kaney wesy thay berak his jaw 4 siyn greoje busch don;t caer abop afericn AMrecinas.
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so aloe me 2 vouch the qeastioun agang do u no y barker oamsbma chos a republiaran 4 his vick persedeint??>
if ne1 can aweners this ? plz tell me bcaz thes gots pore r2r0z head all comfruesd.
THX LOL MUAH:??:?))

Monday, August 18, 2008

willie wuncka gjaint chew nerjds o boiz lol:L


oh mi god;. lujk at how big them nerbs. gues wut tho: the only gud flawor is gren. i b triin teh ohter 1"s n thay do"nt holed the that certin, i thigkn th Frenge b sain this way, that she nuh say quios. That b meanin "i dont' no wut" n it b usfuls 4 whin u a hi-porfile intnenrt s jrnourlbalsit. (u got 2 lerna tehe trix of the tread. )(


newaeighz, u getz a gudf amuntz of candys 4 your $$'s whn u buyib so it a ecommomcial buy n this modren resessionist tiems we in n wut not. 4 ur helth it mabez not so good, it gots surups n sugurs n other stuff that not mebe "adkins' safe" if u no what i mean:) but if u caer abot that y u loukin @ a junk foods jourbalisnrt sitgh?:P:::)lolz
u no who b lovin thees candisease, mi 2nd daugther Takeelah. She alays b plain out in teh yardsz w/the dirsts liek she gouna bcomes sum kincda arkiolgymnists whan she grous up n she b dixcovrenin all kined of anchant cilivisazatins wut got lost n teh drits bcuz thay din'dt swepp up thare dutss lolz :0

P.S> 4 tem sklimbelz i revude last time i 4got 2 say thay tasten liek some kindat rip-of toosty role but i dono cant figgerus out how 2 b edditen mi old paig's lolzz ::O

Sunday, August 17, 2008

skibles n bitz (in my moufas omigud tase th raibow)


okey so i was etin thes skitsels wut wer caled choclat n the was not tase the raibow wierd huh they was only colurd lik wite n brown n difren shABE ov browzlik in the wizsarcd of ozz b4 they was colord n stuf lik wit teh muschkinz n crep.


skipin uv munchisne wut is the deif bretwns muschnishinkins n leperkians?? bcuz u no i be cin munskichn they cul, they b bringin me lolupyops i jus wanna b meatin thm n makin thm mi neyborz n stuffs but them leperkahsn they b al messzin up mi bed n crap so i bit thm or mayb thet wa my muver i dunno.


****BIRFDY DSHOUTOUT 22 MY NEFREW CUZIN FELIPII*****( is stil confuzeed bout teh name, like flipieee logstuckin??! my sis is ritarded. jus kidin dont got nothin geinst the ritords wen i wasw a lil kid they thot i was, i had a long record of bein friends of the reaatdarsd: mi mom sed i don got no retard-down-sindroam cuz swhe culdn affrud it)


so wer was i at/?? raibows. no skiblbles. lik my ancestros wa ettin 20 years agu. b4 they had color.



so lik i was sayin 1 dayu i s pil; themd; so acordringly i was findn them arund mi desk OMIHGOD I JUS BIN FINDN SPAMZ kk i jus bin turnd of spamblox so i cud hav fre spam. i opn up my compuberz but i don find no spammzz??? lik but i did find these lil wite n bronw thign. lik spider eggs??!! MMM i saw me charlaootes web, them delisviosu. or mayb lil rabit poos? but i aint cen my rabs since he went ona lil date wit my cat :/ he was warin a lil bowtie was so QT, bu so sadds...lol mayb he moved 2 barzils wer they dont got no rullz bouts cats marryins bunnyess??


Friday, August 15, 2008

REd craem soidA? U Is puddnig A JOLK ON mea??

U cein thiz pisctuer==pciture, u is cein sum kind of mirLICAL OVE NACHURE. look at wath it sas. :"crewme' is in, ctremne sopa, but loko at teh colorz 2. win the l;asst tiem u evr sow a RED CEMERA++CRAME [padrom me, hte dllete key is'int wrkong aginaee] btqw u c mi add in the crigslist'? u b recfgzinig r2ur0z (thas mi0 i wss the onr how sayd hi on caigsluts.

but i dgrest. i wass drnken tis crabonited 9that anoterh wurd 4 bulbly 4 u inedjcutea readrts redaers****not rertards (no ofence 2 tha dones scyndrom crodw i no ur sturlgle 1 time wehn r2ur0z a babey his drocter tri to tell his mamam that r2ur0z b gotten sum cinad don'e's sindroam n mi mmaa sayed "nuhuhuh uh mi baeb boi n't got no donw's cyrdnome i ca'nt b a4ding that" n she tole that dcotor)) delitegh n i thogth. 'this shur is cremaey i wunerd waht coller it is." n i loek dwon n HOLLY TISTEES IT COLARD RED!!

U can unerdsandt mi siprise at tshi divelopmin win u no a brova has nevir ceen no RED CRAEMES. It unnatceral. Liek a crames miksed w/ humin bloud.

It so taste but it is tinted wiht mabey a devi'ls eval? Woh noz, r2ur0sz jest not gun dirnk it no moar.