a FrichkUN zoo in mi moutfhs -- lata bitches

hav u evr felt lik u had a hole buch a aminals in ur moufs? well 1 tim i wuz eatin a beef but also sum porks n thas the closst i bin b4 them cookies--->
well thy cum n all shap n 2 color of amnals that is on farmnzoo ov tha raibow. well thy not tast lik a meat. i reab ingrebiends n the dont hav a chikn in it or a sheep, but 1 iz shap of asheep.

quik faq: what if ur whol body wuz made uv cow covrd with icing of pink aand white (wut taste dif, also sprinkers) ? wudnt that be so delish (do u evr wonder what haven mite b lik? [i agnostic, + liberatarina)

well i think if i died i think mayb i mite b coverd in frostin n b eatin...; does that make me a hindu>/?> also delishics? bcuz mayb i belve in reincarnations? do you think that maybe inside we the 1's mad of cookie? {sorry 4 bein all philsopical} but really scientific made of cooki3?

wel these lil meatless meatpackin fuckers if u was vegeabarrian u cud eat. but i {swars, they taste lik a cooki3}

they taste lik if u hole body wasz made of fuckin frostin n shit n u cud eat ur on e hand but ur hand was a fuckin elephant and shit. those sons of bitches animal crackers dont taste lik no crackers...that z wat they taste like, dont take it frum me eat these cuntz urself. i dooin th world a serveice w/ this blog, i tell u 2 go out n trie new foodsz; but u dont c me axin lik no sainthood. i aint tryin 2 b no marter bitches.

p. s. anyone watch 3-and-a-half men the rerun las nite? it was hialrious but (had some parts that need some splianin) plzzzz maessaef me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

sum che-z bbq che-toes ho hum

wut u thikn of them che-toes? thas 1 ov lyfs many faq''s. is cheez n bbq all in 1 paq fo tha ltd price of at least 2 dollaz cash mony + th ryde ov yo liiiiiife. also mi wyfes iz nagin on mi agin n mi eldist dauter mariah bein takin th car fo 1 ride n i ca'-int go bowlin wit mi bro-in-law tySOn. SO THEM CHhetoh i found the caplox THISIZ FUNIT LOOKS LIK I'M YELLLIN N STUF And they taste LIK SUM bbq fritos bu wit th txture of a chetos but that make since bc it ryhme if u rilly thik bout it. cheetos n friots i thik i culd rite a poetry.

che*tos *i *lov* u

fir*o*toes* u *ril* gud* 2

n *u* tast* sexii*

also in mi pants. but ths ramind me that chesta chetta sum ril sly motha fckercake. n also mayb he frienz w thar guy wut says "grrrrrrreat" lik he sum kina cat or somthin i wonder this alotz. i phylosopcal if u no wut i mean lik that guy dr.phl. he crazy lik a mo fo. n ophera too. i thik we dun herre. luh u: arturosz>