O! u kmo a r2rous n a crelsigst 4 a sgramntmaono!!!1

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gramturimo 4 sum cheebos - $4 (lol my housoe?!?!)
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lol u cn that movi? wel i cn that movie but im not talkin bout th movi, well i talkn bout a rell thing! lol lik a car call a granmtorismo lol u cn that movi? lol i lik that movi lol got that guy wut call in clive eeswtoofds. lol bn a lil rascist racsls shootin a azn lol but lernnin a ril gud lyfe lesonss alzo mayb (taechen a vieewser sumthn 2(i dont knowQQ!?) w#elllLL 2 get 2 2 POINTS!!---: I tirade u a cheebos or sum canndyed food 4 a car lol or a carz soundtrax mayb a GRANSTUROBINO!!! GRaSTBURITO!!11 HAY y u bn woundren y thast movy not got no axion figlers 4 it mabe a carate ch0ps axion like n a movy dye haRD w/ A VENJANSE remaning me of a acxojns or a BASTRINbinO!!!!!!!!!!O M G that suh a gould movys i cn, mabe u want 2 watcn it w/ me, u comn 2 mi housze if u got a cars i teln u wahre I live, u comen 2 mi houts n we wathcn a RASBTNAINO mbe we datn/got a romantz/maeksn a louvs conjections???? wel O wel whutnver u say, i stil anojoy watcnn a grasnrtrino(o wut tht? i m m48 y/r old mal
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o hai this a r2rouas ur frinedluy world tarvelr internets fould jobralist repratin form a u,.s embasyh in afghasnitan.. ! wel its tursn out when r2rouas mean ol boss tran 2 seind urs turlay 2 anothwer country he dint mene afhgniantan he ment argniatna lol OOPDS!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1;; but ro2ru s got on a aiprlan 2 afhdintasn insted, dint habv no tickest, stil let mea on, oh no, goin 2 a wrong country mabe findand som obsamas bun labdn??? o well no idint, i endaen up in some vilvilage somewart, latsata bombs, u no r2orus from a hood/rl gould @ getan low when som buluts flyan up n thar LOLOLOLOL./ so r2rouas wars cwarlin aroun on a grount lieak a babby dustan on a rug, he a rel capret muncher, u no, a rug rasta, he alays crawdlion on a flour doin an adventurin but the schoul always calin 4 him thaty sayn "o mr. r2rous we know his momma 1 dead./1 in jailsd but that boy dustsin bn delincunt fron schoul 4 122 days in a rows" n I sahuin 2 tham "o if you know his mammo 1 dad/i ni jail y u calln hear scloulnedin me liek that u noi its hatd 2 b a singel faterh n a woulr d travelain internetn joubralist u com try it somtime" u no them burucuacts, thay always thinak thay no everything, thaty trayn to tel a strugleing singal father how 2 do his job, lierka taht bad guy fomr inspenctor gajet always sitan n a chair screamin some GAAGGGGETE but he always sitn n that chair nevar gettin that gagget o mi how silay

o hi ther its mi atrurosz lol wrold travelesrs extrodentiare!!!!!3213

o hi ther u lol! yeze i mean u!! wel its jus mi artruesoz as u maight ramermember, itz mi occupaeistion a hi profilgse interent jourblalist lol u no mie!! wel i waz jus bein lil ol atruros, minndin mi own buisnesss, n wen mi bos calslz mi intors his officxe lol boi was mi facse read~~! )){i thout o n00!!}{artrusos u don it now!!{{ "said mi bossts" n som smoke statred shoutin out his ears lol j/k no rerly but u no mi, i alays caren about soum folxs,i getan kinna woryed aboiut him, u no, he rl old, kinda gray hairs on his head, mabey kinda liek that ol boss from som starrship trooprs n hutch movy wut feartuern ben stiller n jesse owens??? k so he tellin me r2ros/u don it now/u got assignt 2 study a nuw chips whut bn made in argneitnia!(!!) n i bn thinkin o mi, som osamba bin labsn, --- atruros has lotasa opnions bout poltics n u no georg buch n we nevr shuld hav stealin a oils form a lil chile solidsers wutnut w our armisx lol u cn ranbo Vi? o u no me ii likin appreicate i nic luikin man lols slyvesnt stallions. LOL but not 2 b 2 pollicatcal but luk at tha mes in califnroma govners lol u cn that/??S i cn it on an news? mi favirite news  a cobear rapoort lol bc i hav a rilly dry sence of hujmosr apreiatciate a sultelies also n enijou been enformesc. lol anndersoin cobears a ril sherp man n also i ilikn his shockerokcs baned form a 19720s?  well well  now u rezognice wut a cltured n sophsitcaded man ov a wurld r2rous is now/but y no 1 bn goin on a date w/ me form mi creigslut add???;(

A secerts of a yotoubes's????

o hai/u no me/mi naem r2rouse? i dont no u but i no u r readn this lol!1!!! well i ben watchn a youtoubs 4 som nuws b/c u no u cant be trustin a medals w/a news, thay biased, i herd it on a coast 2 cost riado show (somtimes I bn lississin 2 that or mabe a trucx darivers radeo show on a erly mornang raidios wen I darvin arohn in a earlies mornaing" o but neway i cn a movy ona yutubfs about som alien cretuates wut bn pretantning 2 b a polictrxians??? kina lika a movy I sen w/ som ceanu reefs, he a alien, givan a messege, 2 a planet, mabe it called teh repalcements? also jon mabbens fomr a toe funks comsheral in it. i cn that movys n also i just wached madya gose 2 jail wut fearturing media (form big mamo's howse) n she goning 2 jail n leaning som lif lessons or ma be sh gsts sme smm jobe fofaa wee athhahaa m oollllllll sss 452 hj2 kld5g2 t,ekawi9er6oa3u aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

o mi jus lik mi mommmsa use32 makae!!!!

whellll!!! o hi ther! its me atruruosssss. as u maiy hav notise, this IS A  jujjnkdxfood lbog afertall, n so i m goin 2 rite abut sum junkxfoob, whic i hav riecently sample. welll.... its a cookie;as!!! soaftbaked, lik a cokies form a ovvens@!u cn that/??_______)_)>>>??? i ever eonwdered how 2 gorow a cok;ies on a perferfidge farms/? wel i wuld lov 2 hav a cuokie farm 2, wut iz wher u gorow a cookeiw? mmm hay wel  hav a storoy 4 u, alzo me n cuz mo went 2 a famr n ther was dancins n a buebbya zsparkzx n a pig n muds o wai tmayb i cn n a tv?? o hi theres!!

omi i bak 4 sum junkfuds or mayhb sum hidne felinsz lol lol!!!

ohay i not bin rote bout sum julkfdus ina long tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i no u al wantin the true 2 miself r12ros bak;; ofo lateluy i binm out of carater; i jus wnat 2 aporligoze 2 al mjy fands out ther wut disapointed lik maube i sum hanah montaha wut tryin2 hav the best of both worelds (spekin of wich: i went 2 c shoapa holacf i saw a comercical 4 sum hanahy montahna the movei!!!!! ther goin 2 b 12 new songz i rel srurpreised cuz lizzsie3 mcguire movie only have lik 4 neuw song u bin remeber?!) ps shoaspalohoilc a rel cut n rel remoantic, the wayr rebecrea blumwud (sune 2 b branden if u red the bokz lol cuz she goin 2 marie liouK!!) she lukin at sum shopin, sum cloves, 2 bi thigs; she sed "o mi th stor mak me frel rel gud/maybe rel hapie/mak mi werld beter" that how i felin wen i went into th new 76-11 wuit opnd a cupl blox frum mi hous wer i a landlord or mayube my daughtber maria mad that up?!!!!!! she bin tok the car 2 c alfonso, now i canrt watch modrn mravelz wiit cuz mo lol!!! how rebraxa blumewud (AKA rebreaca brandon) felin in a shop how i felina wen i goins nt2 sum 7-11 wer i goin 2 bi sumu hot chetsoiz/. maibe sum gumy werms./ it give mea a felin wut in the paits of mi stomaches; like rel hapioe lik how i wiiuz felin lukin n2 th wif wut dieyd (guadeluepa) (1 wife ded/1 in jael) in2 her eyuz (o mi that a xreal cretive, ma b the createive writnig finaliuy pade off)

a bit if expalmation

kl so sorrry 4 that last blougs I gota real comfessions 2 make i dint' rite that last blag i stoal thew pilot form a TV show/mabe u head of it/daze of th worled turns????? but whan I wuz wasthing it I thout 2 miself o mi r2r05 that a most creativ plot i ever seent"") but u no wut coub mack it betler??some louk stywaller!!>! so I touk it n added sum luk slyballer n thut mabe no 1 cn this episomed but i waz rong n i got a lot a emails sayn "o r2r05 u a stealer' n r2ras u a rasist' n 'r2r0s u o me 44$' n 1nd of all, i donet o u no moneys n 2th of all sory i stole the scribbed jeze guus try 2 b creatif n c wut hapens gess ill just go bake 2 ol' junxfoulds..

chapart III: returd of a chapper: #3

ok so rebember in a last insaltment (that anorth word 4/eposode) how cloey just told stefanno that she wuz halfin his babby but she count't be w/ him b/c he was marryed 2 a nun. but now stafano finds out his wife who'se a nun who's name is clooey. is actuale maried 2 a nother man 2. whose name is stefan. "how cud u do this 2 me.." sayed steafno in a real dramatac way. also theres alot of drama/mabe some tension/mabe a hole lot of emotians liek u no it a darmatic sutuan wen a man crian liek i was!!1 lol (but not realy) (but I was ask the wife (1 dead/1 in jaile)))). n choly says 2 stafafo u shuld hav none i had anoreth man 1 man is not enuff 2 saftisdy a women like me n sftano reveles that he realy a under covers cop decective!!! hired by chlyo''s 1st hubsband JR!!! 2 find out y she left him!! gassp!!!! then chelo reveals shes realy JR's dad b/c she was a secertly a man!!! o mii!!!11 then louk slywaker fly in n blow them all up!!!! the end!!!

r2r0z cerlative ritding blogstrvanxxza: o u no r2rou5 bn takin a class@ a comunitys college 4 som cretve ritinds, they trian 2 get r2rs0 2 b takn a cl

asses thare 4/yrs, but r2rous said" no thank u im not no communist i dont need no moar propblems w/ a governmnet but u no what it not no ccomunist colleg eit a communty collegelol.

o sorry i tride 2 rite 2 muxh in a title line lol lol lol.. well hear it is chapter 2: part 2: a vary spiceal episiod:a phantob episome

well ok o so luke skywater all like o no mi dad was sum garth vabers, that rl ironac, o mii, mabe i gouta becom some evile 2, mabe not, i dont no. but indian joans all like O NO LOUK SCYWABERS DONT BCOMAN NO EVALS U A CHOSEN !!!!!! n lube remebrs that inadina Jobes marred 2 his sister whut name is alley mcbeals n louk gets all sad so hes like o rite bro i shuldnt not bcomes no evals so he dident become no evil 1 like a darp vadders he staid good n used the 4ce 4 gould not no dark side like a eval 1. then thay went 2 get sum dinbers thay got a toested arturnian cambels 4 diner b/c that chubackus fav din (or mabe a junc foulds)(i no all about allien junx fouds i a hi pforlie inertent jouberlist/novilist) lol lol lol the end..

R2Ro5 cerative ritings: chaprtr 1: A new chaphter: this a stoery im riting/u redan it/enjoice!!!

1ce open a times it wuz a dark 'n' stoermey nite @ the castel w/ coump darculars n o mi he loukin all scareys/kinda ceepy/mabe dirnkin sum blouds?? n he envited sum trix-r-tarters form his locale neibghorhods in 4 a snax onle he meanin he b SNAXIN on THEM lol so he cahssin thos lil'' tricker-tretears arond 'n' thay sreamin all scared n wut not b/c there a coump dravelas chasen them liek he gona drink they blouds o mi!!!!!1! b/c blouds kinof like a junx fouds 4 a vambires!!!O nos, "thout a lil trickertreatr dresed as a cowby" I is gona b eatan bi a vrampiers" so he runed away out of a casel w/a freaky draclars. then draceulas b all laffin b/c he gona catch all them lil trickertardets b/c he gots som e magics wut I bn c-in on a vampure movy n also he a mmumy n a warefolves so he liek a superdracelas n he caschin all the lil trickersreders evan the cowboy expedcially that lil cowboy I hate comboys I hat Tonny Romo who bn dattin Jexica Simbons o mi u cn she got rl fatt!!?? proly from som junx fouds 2 lol !!!!1 the end.

o espaecials mehicosee n a meary chairmast n a hapy neruyars

oh hi ther wel its mi agin ur frined arturis. wel wut hav a bin up 2 sence u las spoks 2 mi? u miy b wondreins... wel le t mi c, wut hav we her? uhhhh yeah. wel arutoeros bin 2... MEXISOCOO! oh ya... uhhh well letz c. i had 2 bring my lil babi dusetin wut wuz born in 1996 9 it wuz a hole family vaacation u no))0 inclubin mi daugters maria n teaktlera. n mauebe sum others

wut hav qut names n wut hav u, n wut hav i, n wutnot. o u kno.ii bin cald matila, or maybe uu no her as vodnika, that wut i calin her (wen we havvin special time....at sum familei gam nitget...u no me alwayz havin sum famly value))) thatz her midle name wut is a wel kecpt secerset, rite??!! lol lol. i cald her up, she bin sed she 2 busy getin shankcd, or maybe i isheardd, maybe she sed feding the cat, or getin her nalez don. lol wuts the dif, hav u cn the cat neway!?? it named r2ros juior n it a chichuaca (u cn beveluy hilz chichuaha?? i not bn cn it...but the coemreicial make me want 2 p my pants!!! becuz as i afirematnion, it th sam specieof dog wut i hasv!!!) n i startn 2 worie, n wutnoest, cuz she bin at jail foro two montsh now, or mayhbe at sun blocxbutsez, wut a burecratix jail in a way (o mi i bn real philosopicial, makin su soliliquidiy) lozlzolzolzolzollozlolz............................we sent a postabcrd 2 sum bro in law tisotn, frum sum lil diner (it a cut n local, namd mcaodonalds) it a pictur of a clown, he lovin them (lol lol jus joshin he thinking they real scary, wen we wuz lil kids he ushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he bin gong 2 bed n he ped his pantz!????????????????????????????????????? o wait bak 2 th storiwew!!!! we bin gon 2 sum metzicos, wut were the aaxtexs r frum, o u no, o hay who this? u no u mi, jus sokin up sum sun, lik sum sherif crow. o speckin uv sherilv crowb, u bin cnnnnnnnnnnn that comercical!>? on the tv?!!!!!! WUT WER sum scrubs (u no that sho~? o mi cuz mo n i bin had a lafff rioT!?) sum scru'bs babie maoma bini goin 2 kil leagu of unfotttttunoate eventea's gurl!???? wel as i wuz sayin, my bro in lawwwwwww bin ped his pantz wen he saw that comeraical, but he told me not 2 tel u....so don b 2 telin him  i to ld u. 

so as i wuz sayin. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  ops i bin fel aslept on sum kecyboardz o mi o mi

o ya u cn thosems chipes n a spanihlglish??

merie chrislemas frum ur friendli naeriborhod lil angel cherib elkfs r2r05