o mi jus lik mi mommmsa use32 makae!!!!

whellll!!! o hi ther! its me atruruosssss. as u maiy hav notise, this IS A  jujjnkdxfood lbog afertall, n so i m goin 2 rite abut sum junkxfoob, whic i hav riecently sample. welll.... its a cookie;as!!! soaftbaked, lik a cokies form a ovvens@!u cn that/??_______)_)>>>??? i ever eonwdered how 2 gorow a cok;ies on a perferfidge farms/? wel i wuld lov 2 hav a cuokie farm 2, wut iz wher u gorow a cookeiw? mmm hay wel  hav a storoy 4 u, alzo me n cuz mo went 2 a famr n ther was dancins n a buebbya zsparkzx n a pig n muds o wai tmayb i cn n a tv?? o hi theres!!

omi i bak 4 sum junkfuds or mayhb sum hidne felinsz lol lol!!!

ohay i not bin rote bout sum julkfdus ina long tim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i no u al wantin the true 2 miself r12ros bak;; ofo lateluy i binm out of carater; i jus wnat 2 aporligoze 2 al mjy fands out ther wut disapointed lik maube i sum hanah montaha wut tryin2 hav the best of both worelds (spekin of wich: i went 2 c shoapa holacf i saw a comercical 4 sum hanahy montahna the movei!!!!! ther goin 2 b 12 new songz i rel srurpreised cuz lizzsie3 mcguire movie only have lik 4 neuw song u bin remeber?!) ps shoaspalohoilc a rel cut n rel remoantic, the wayr rebecrea blumwud (sune 2 b branden if u red the bokz lol cuz she goin 2 marie liouK!!) she lukin at sum shopin, sum cloves, 2 bi thigs; she sed "o mi th stor mak me frel rel gud/maybe rel hapie/mak mi werld beter" that how i felin wen i went into th new 76-11 wuit opnd a cupl blox frum mi hous wer i a landlord or mayube my daughtber maria mad that up?!!!!!! she bin tok the car 2 c alfonso, now i canrt watch modrn mravelz wiit cuz mo lol!!! how rebraxa blumewud (AKA rebreaca brandon) felin in a shop how i felina wen i goins nt2 sum 7-11 wer i goin 2 bi sumu hot chetsoiz/. maibe sum gumy werms./ it give mea a felin wut in the paits of mi stomaches; like rel hapioe lik how i wiiuz felin lukin n2 th wif wut dieyd (guadeluepa) (1 wife ded/1 in jael) in2 her eyuz (o mi that a xreal cretive, ma b the createive writnig finaliuy pade off)

a bit if expalmation

kl so sorrry 4 that last blougs I gota real comfessions 2 make i dint' rite that last blag i stoal thew pilot form a TV show/mabe u head of it/daze of th worled turns????? but whan I wuz wasthing it I thout 2 miself o mi r2r05 that a most creativ plot i ever seent"") but u no wut coub mack it betler??some louk stywaller!!>! so I touk it n added sum luk slyballer n thut mabe no 1 cn this episomed but i waz rong n i got a lot a emails sayn "o r2r05 u a stealer' n r2ras u a rasist' n 'r2r0s u o me 44$' n 1nd of all, i donet o u no moneys n 2th of all sory i stole the scribbed jeze guus try 2 b creatif n c wut hapens gess ill just go bake 2 ol' junxfoulds..

chapart III: returd of a chapper: #3

ok so rebember in a last insaltment (that anorth word 4/eposode) how cloey just told stefanno that she wuz halfin his babby but she count't be w/ him b/c he was marryed 2 a nun. but now stafano finds out his wife who'se a nun who's name is clooey. is actuale maried 2 a nother man 2. whose name is stefan. "how cud u do this 2 me.." sayed steafno in a real dramatac way. also theres alot of drama/mabe some tension/mabe a hole lot of emotians liek u no it a darmatic sutuan wen a man crian liek i was!!1 lol (but not realy) (but I was ask the wife (1 dead/1 in jaile)))). n choly says 2 stafafo u shuld hav none i had anoreth man 1 man is not enuff 2 saftisdy a women like me n sftano reveles that he realy a under covers cop decective!!! hired by chlyo''s 1st hubsband JR!!! 2 find out y she left him!! gassp!!!! then chelo reveals shes realy JR's dad b/c she was a secertly a man!!! o mii!!!11 then louk slywaker fly in n blow them all up!!!! the end!!!

r2r0z cerlative ritding blogstrvanxxza: o u no r2rou5 bn takin a class@ a comunitys college 4 som cretve ritinds, they trian 2 get r2rs0 2 b takn a cl

asses thare 4/yrs, but r2rous said" no thank u im not no communist i dont need no moar propblems w/ a governmnet but u no what it not no ccomunist colleg eit a communty collegelol.

o sorry i tride 2 rite 2 muxh in a title line lol lol lol.. well hear it is chapter 2: part 2: a vary spiceal episiod:a phantob episome

well ok o so luke skywater all like o no mi dad was sum garth vabers, that rl ironac, o mii, mabe i gouta becom some evile 2, mabe not, i dont no. but indian joans all like O NO LOUK SCYWABERS DONT BCOMAN NO EVALS U A CHOSEN !!!!!! n lube remebrs that inadina Jobes marred 2 his sister whut name is alley mcbeals n louk gets all sad so hes like o rite bro i shuldnt not bcomes no evals so he dident become no evil 1 like a darp vadders he staid good n used the 4ce 4 gould not no dark side like a eval 1. then thay went 2 get sum dinbers thay got a toested arturnian cambels 4 diner b/c that chubackus fav din (or mabe a junc foulds)(i no all about allien junx fouds i a hi pforlie inertent jouberlist/novilist) lol lol lol the end..

R2Ro5 cerative ritings: chaprtr 1: A new chaphter: this a stoery im riting/u redan it/enjoice!!!

1ce open a times it wuz a dark 'n' stoermey nite @ the castel w/ coump darculars n o mi he loukin all scareys/kinda ceepy/mabe dirnkin sum blouds?? n he envited sum trix-r-tarters form his locale neibghorhods in 4 a snax onle he meanin he b SNAXIN on THEM lol so he cahssin thos lil'' tricker-tretears arond 'n' thay sreamin all scared n wut not b/c there a coump dravelas chasen them liek he gona drink they blouds o mi!!!!!1! b/c blouds kinof like a junx fouds 4 a vambires!!!O nos, "thout a lil trickertreatr dresed as a cowby" I is gona b eatan bi a vrampiers" so he runed away out of a casel w/a freaky draclars. then draceulas b all laffin b/c he gona catch all them lil trickertardets b/c he gots som e magics wut I bn c-in on a vampure movy n also he a mmumy n a warefolves so he liek a superdracelas n he caschin all the lil trickersreders evan the cowboy expedcially that lil cowboy I hate comboys I hat Tonny Romo who bn dattin Jexica Simbons o mi u cn she got rl fatt!!?? proly from som junx fouds 2 lol !!!!1 the end.