O mi u redea 4 a biodoams??

o hay 1nd off, a happy holdididays 2 u (sry 4 not ritian a hollidys posts but u no me i bn marcking 2 a drifent beafs) n 2nd of alls let mi tell u abouts som biodomes moviys. U evar cn this moives?? it a rl funy 1 bn bout som polly shours n a alex baldins borther n thay a scietneists n natchers. but latly R2r)s bn wathin this movys n it abous som tvs/som porgronophys/som mond controls??? it ferturn a jakes woods (form TVs family gay) n a singer form a 19802 (boy gorge??). n a TV whut bn CORBTROLLN UR MIND!!?!1!

N it mackin R2r08s woundruin, y this movy a differnt movy thatn when the 1sd tim i bn wathing BIODROM??? IT A MIND CORNROLLIN ME??? O NOESD????

mmm'm, ,a nothr thanxgibbans wel done!!!1!,

o hi, u rememember a thangsgigings last/wk?? (or mabe a wk/be4, u no how tiem pastes) n o mi it a guld thaxgivns. as u can c, i had a claxics trashindal thabsgiban, liek wut teh pillgrains n a injidans had on a delcratan of indepdence day (movd 2 July 4 be/c of a grejorgiain calandar) w/ asu can c, sum pizzas, a hambugberals, a cokes, n a salad (that 4 mi daugther marhia onle i foun out she not comin 2 et w/a her fauther r2rous on no thanxgvnans) n that a rl shaem. kids this day got no repex 4 a elders. thay alwys runnin roudn all rued, sayn "hay mr. r2ros u bn spelln words wrong on ur blogs but othewise it a rl gould blogs n i bn redin it ever day it makn me a love a junxfouds" that lil punk alwas bn pistin me of, teln me i spellen a wourds wrong, whou gone 2 schouls longr, me or a 6xth gradder"? I no how 2 b speln, usan words for a dramctic effex, usan parts of speach n synbax (a grammers not a sailer) n a use a meta4's n 4shadowng n all others things wut part of riting/math. sum of thes kids got sum nerfs. it just coulks ol' r2r0z goose if u no wut i means.

o jus ur frenly naihborhooD sonidcs a hedgmenhogs/?>?

O wel u no me, allways a suker 4 sum joonkfoobs!! wel as waz sayn i lik miiself sum jonkfoobs. exspecialy i lik sum frensch frieys. well uh u evr bin goin 2 a diriv thru 2 b getin sum a frenc friyz? wel mayb u wuld notbaliev it but i bin goin 2 wut is cal a driv_IN wut u b jus darivin up n then sum a roler discocso n a ska8tes!! oh u cn a satburty nite fevar?o mi i m a ver atravitve 2 a jon traveltas!! o(o no wut i sayn don tel a wives!!!) u no wut i men tho lik i hav a raspec for hiself n u cn hownic he lioksin a wite suoot o mi!!! wel; u no sumtatimes i waring a wite suote 2 a mi wesdsin g but n thn mi wifvv sayn '"""[o no onli a beride supoesda b warin  a wite but i asayin no i liukhibn clssy u stope 2 b telin mi whgut a b edoin liady we not mwarry yet o wiast now we getin marirg"""_) o but thas a long timez a go n o no uh o ih ther!! wel careitnly canot wher wites now ! ( n i do'nt jusat meen wut i b spilin a chiliu on a wite but alszo i nota viaraigain(#) wel u no bdc i havni ea babby ies wut ias a namea uhh mairahiha n  a teakainalihe n a dusitnine. n o who thsiu? o i foreget. 

bacakarbasms sum perbesitdnt!!!!!! (amerca finaly did sumthin rite) ;) !!!!!!!!!11

O HAY U BIN CN THIS??? u bin watchn the tvs?? barackamabsim a sum president of the united pstates of america!!!! that a sumethin we can al b e proud of 2day./

2day i felin sum truly lik e ablack ameirca, we al eafmerblack amriecna toadao mi!! u b cen this??? this a sum barakabasms, he a presibent f the united estates.t He is pirchred her lookin a real hasomd n also sum real dreamie. wut he fthinking bout, u ask? maybe sum workld pieace or sum wel fed childrn or maybe sum welathy milddle class?! mm he a real responisble man wut prod of our countirybs n lovin sum dinerz wut wer theis picguter wuz takin!!!y!!!!!

him thnkin about getn sum hope/getn some chanje!!!!!! lol he dreamin of a world wut wer black men can b prsdeint lol lol lol! he dreamin of a world wut wer ppl of al religulous cn b respected for their elders!!1

that uhhhhhhh reminind me--mariiah bin stole the car 2 b goin on a date wiv her frien alfonso wuit always smelin lik a surrfer n now i cant go 2 c 28 dreses wiv sum bro in laew tyosn.u bin herdr forthat movie? it about sum best friends/maybe sum wrdins/lotsa dresses/o hay who this?

as i wauz a sayin,um alsonfos a real nice boy, he always comin in wiv his hair lookin lik sum feathers, lokin lik a lil goose. he alwasy sayin "uh oh hey mr marias dad u loukin sum fine 2nite, i a likin ur lil face; u a hansom n real inteligentmet, also every clasy' i bin sed "u a fine boy, b back bi 1 or mauybe 11"

mmm filly cheebstakes, eatn m, rl gould, moar pleads

hay o, hay its me ur frindly lockal interbet food gormay critix (cribics a nuw word wut i lernd meanings hi-prlile inerts joubralist.)

so i toulk a trips to filiadelpifa (piledepfia ((Spansih))) (i don't remeber y) (o yes i do i loukn 4 babbty dustans liek wut i sad earlyr n a story him bn missung w/a vober frabs) n "i thouth" o mabe that lil babby gon 2 fillydepofa: but i wend n not c-n him. also 1ce i got thare i bemember i sene that lil baby back home, him w/ his moma 4 the wekend (1 dead/1 in jale) hay u wunderin how him bn vixits his mamo in some jailes? i bn wondern that 2, i begin 2 supects she not in a jale after all!!!1!! u no, r2ros get a fone call 6 moths/ago form his 2th wife (this 1) (1 dead/i in jaile(??)))) n she sain "o we cant be maryed no moar i goin 2 jale" n r2ros gos, O KNOW, MY WIAF IN JAILES" but i thinkn mabe she not rily n jaile at all (whith b y i still c-n her @ her job @ bloxbutters n she never n no jail n wen r2ros call a jaile thay b sain "no we don't got no vodnika (that her names) @ this jaile"

hmmm a plot thinkins...

O mji sum voted fraugs (2 bn cotilioned)

o k so u mabe no how r2rox bn misen his ballilits 4 a presdentuial electhons (n whut he wus supcetcin sum votar fraobs)but did i mentogns that whn a ansibtenee babots went deseapred so did babby dunstin??! I jus notised 2day I bn thinekne (O mi i havent fed no baby dustib 4 a whil" n then i thogt "I havant cn thab couot lil baby sinse i lossed mi Absent ballet" n u no who haird it is 2 bn rasin a babby as a singal fatter (1 wife dead/th othar n jails))n i rl lucky babby dustan rl old 4 a babey (he born in 1996) but he stil not rl gould @ eatn 4 hisself n whaunot so mabe if u cn babby dinstn u give R2r9ous a hollar??! thx

O dere R2rous cougth up n sum votter fruabs!!1!?

O K so two (3) wks/agou ur frind R2rr0Us ordard a absnitne balots form a interants. I wansnt' regxited 2 voat priarly but i bn thainkn much @bout sum potlixtal proeses n wutnots n how a cystem works n so i sad 2 misilfs,, "R2ro0us u a repspexable man n ur cummunits n u gots a saphic dutys 2 vote on Noavambr forth (5nd).""

loung storry shorts, i recived a letar yestarsays n a mail wut says "OFcial absinthee balot furst class mails". N o mi, r2royus thougth "o no teh IRS filalnly caugth me LOLSL"" but i opeand it n it a rel asbintehe ballat 4 r2royus???! n I got rl excited n left it on a citchen tabbel (liek 1 whyt jo buddan always talkin aboust) n want 2 use a bathfroom (u no a big gius liek r2rous gots 2 go if u no wut I mene LOL!!!!!) n toled mi babbi dustn 2 wath it w/ his liefs!!!1 but low 'n' bholed wein i returen teh balots was missings!!!!!!!!!!!! ware did it went?? did soum1 bn stealn my asbinte babbots?? sum1 bn snupin 4 a votar frougs?? o mi, vary scandoulx!!!

hi mii nam r2R0z

O hi! miy naem iz Art2r9s n i a hi prodfile inerneat joberalisgt. let me alow m e 2 tel u a lil sumfen abut urs trule. i m a 48 -yr old male. I gotgs 2 wife 1 dead 1 n jaile. maeb u bin readin a lil bout me on my blougs?? i gots a lil babby wut naem is dustin n i gots a doter hos name taeuila n anofer whut naem is mareah n manbe sum ofers whutgots sum cuet names. but anuff abut mee!!!! who wan'ts 2 hear abuot sum juonk fulds?? i gotrs lockts of nollege. i bin sharen sum w/u meabe!!! 1 tiem i wen't 2 a chilli cook of n ate sum 5-alame chily boi was it hott!! n i wender y thay colln it chily when it njot cold?? i gots lotta wonders bout things wut bn confsussin me. sumtems i bin waxcin rl pfhgilosphical. u gots 2 lern 2 keep up!!!!!! njoye the blogs!!

u wANT 2 Shair a slimJImz w/R2r0z?!

o mii, wwel u no me, mii name r2r0z, i m 48/yr old mali. male. (tho i havn a birfday soun)(tho i probraly jus terns 48 agin liek last yr). i bin spendedni a wk last wk sititn in a parkbingch mabe doin som resarch 4 a itrnant jounralm,s. wel u no that sum hunkgry works!!! a bigg man liek sum r2r0sz b getin REEL hungoirys for a junx foods in that cays!!!

so r2r0s go2 teh 7,11 n buys som junmkfoulds! o mi, that gona heple me w/my inrtant researchs!!! so I bougth a few (liek 15s) n went balk 2 my parcbinge but o no thare a man siting their nmow!!! him a nice louking man "thouth r2ro0s" n i tryin 2 tack 2 him. i bin askn him wut his name n if he likes sum junkfoulds but him rl quite 4 a few minuetrs then him talks 2 me. he tels me him a muslian n him prayn!!! (i thout muslian folkx onle livin in mideleast n maybe a aladin movys). wel i thinx, r2ro0z not no biggets, n i don't not rascist aginst sum mislams, so i try 2 shar mii slimjims w/him!! hense he gests all angers n axes if it sum "hall"?? n r20rs says, "no not no hall it a slimjam n it som gould junkfods" n him say i bin unsultn mohomod!!!

***I DON EVAN NO NE MOHOMHASD***

(4 teh records))

so i asks mabe he nows a baracak obasm cuz mebe thay went 2 a misloam schol 2gether??? n him gets MOAR angresys n b sayn MR> bracakr obamas in fiddle n not no islam. oh well u no a wies man like r2r0s no that not every1 b ur frined.

o loukls i made a nu wabsigths

o hi u no r2ur0z a renisonced man whu b nowokin bout soum pollotics n maybe som histouyrs.

http://www.newamericanjesus.com

(bcuz him a jeses 4 r time liek mabe mixe w/ alil moahamed allie n mayeb a jon f keniedy.
but www.obasmsliekajesses4ourtimemixwmuhamdalinjfk.com was takin.

p.s.baracerk obams got a wief named miachel she reel preties n she proud of Aemricans.

o hi ther, wut u thik bout sum sarha paylesn?

oh whel helo ther, itz mi artorz? wel i bn watsin a c-spnnn n u cn sum ladyzfokx whic thik she a prezidents!! o mi wel i no a conbsiution, wut waz writ buy our 4fathaz (===MEznz!!). wel lik a saiyd, tha ladyzfolk alwayz b havin a baby lik mi lil wifez wut 1 dead, 1 in jayl, but thy alwayz havin a baby n o no baby havn babyies hav u ben watzhin a entaintmetnet 12nigts?? mmm sum algangleia joielez wut hav lik 6 babieyz??? thaz cal a seztyupltesz! n wut kina prezsients ben havin a baby? wel i no 4 faq that srah palinz pernentnied 2 hav a baby bc her lil baby dootter peregoent o mi wut a csandal!!! i wan 2 p mi pantzzz. wel i no mayb sum laydyz r not atraitive (sry girls) wel lik i thik mayb a jant renoz culb b a preaneisent bc she caint hav a babies bc shez wear a shulber pads.

hum, wut do u thik???
o hi ther, is mi aruzotoz. i thik, hay, do u lik sum arpulbican conventaoizn? wel i wusnt sur wut it wus but hay did u no thay alsob hav wut cal a stazr wars dconvvetoinoin? mm i seen so mani lil darkf vaperos!!! yum


wel i 1 2 ten i thik mayb srahz lik a 8 or a 9 or hay mm bunsbinezo!! wel she wehareaz a glassez even when itz not sunny, u no wut thut mean, she ben a smokean a reefar, n she proly thik sum glassez makin her look so smartz n stuf but i no a trutff!!!ladyz hava evmolutionary disavantaj. thas a faq. i a hi profil journlbaloist.

time ouk 4 a musciss fet. bubbs spxar (him mi home0

o mi. loulk @ thast sexii man. u thjinks it mea??? well it its nmot. mayeb w/ coud b a baletad**belated or sominthing. liek broethers or that sheeps wut be havi/n a babby clones of themiselrves. babbes hlalfin babys, i awlwas say. i wants 2 hulk him up w/ my eldar daugther marhuias. mm that a find lookn man, he b ramnded me of miself back /n hte dahy (tat colled teh "80s). mmm u probrbaly thi,mngkn that lolk liek a find mpeace of meet, and 'mm',m I wan't a peas of thus, and this a colanray blog aftar allz L)Lz rite???

don't wory I not of a so+calded "monoseszaaul" liek ur Brain Secsreat or a meyhps a caly Achin 9who u no gots a knew lil'' babby boy viaa a robbit insamntains mm i culd juts et hem up but that is nefer her nor thare as that say PSA I not no cablasm liek some Habbnal Lecatr))

hay did u see that movie wwut calid habbinal, i thout aI gon c 1 about the giy fomr Zaro but nstead i be c-in som shit bout som Greek fellos n sum elfagrants n/ a batal n wunots. it b ramninded me of teh 30 what featerd all them find fallows in caps n/ diepars.

O!! i typin liek some macsuline rossy O""Dossel here. do;tn wory I not no some sotrt of lbsdnaera++lebseinab liek I b seen on rad shues dairys on sinamacx wekends. (wean the wives not hoem on some fistching trip w/ a destsint n wutnots ))( y u thingks my wif b tacking all thes fsthing trips w/ her dantsists?? u no fereal regultrains porehisbit ne use of dental equtipoman n/ a bort and-or ((And:or merertic) verias other maretime vasols. red teh constusutions. hay u thing martime artchitextures ne thing liekj underwwart baxcet weving?? i taek that 1 @ teh comunity colidge))

ok. that a lie. I nover not no want 2 a comunty coledge>>but 1 times I did hapens 2 drive pasts a 1 of these instiuustions of nolege. n' I considenrd wut my wife alway talln me, that she gon leaf me 4 a destsns unless I purses a path of self improvements. so thence I stared this blogs. n purused a carer of hi pofrlie inenets joubralist. (1 wife dad: the oterh in jaile))

hey ther mi nam r2roz n i her 2 tel u bout bundimos

LOL hay ther this arturoz i m 48t yr old male. has u evr bin herd bout this rel grett nw juinkfubds wut has hit teh market??~!!!


lerme tel u: they is cald BUNdinmos n the tast GGRRRR ate!! [get it lik that tigr cheta or whatvr the hel his name is} and gues whta they is MMMM tast lik a hamn chese/in my mouf/rl gud

leme tel ya leme tel ya go to the web site sum of them a metzican n they be talkin 2 me they n bein my neybors i lik ala them they al got persoamilties but i tel ya: not al personalites gud!! i lik ethe skrawbery one but 1 b givn jme a atideu!!!! it cald http://bundimos.com n the quesadiloz 1 the metzian!!!! n the turky 1 b sayin wsu up dud lik he rl intrestd in mi life! OH MY GOD SOM1 B TAKIN 2 THE CHERY O1 PARTNES CUZ HE BGONE WILD LIK GIRL S WUT GON WILD AS SEN ON COMEDY CENTRAL COMERICAL S ON A LAT LIT TV WUT I B WATCHIN KREG KILBROUN. N 3.5 MENS and oh ya i dont lik that skrawberyr 1 i remembs the 1 wut had a attrideu. he sed "no shortcakae' but i sed YES THEYR WUZ and he not talked no more wunz i put him in my moufs MMM n thart cmpuber scren not tast so gud it coverd wit carrot frum my lil brasby duistin..

ZOMGZ berack Obamam chuse join macan as a vis persdenet??!?

hay ever1 i rell soury 4 intarputin ur redinas of a joulkn foulds but i gota real imroitantap ====ipotrnant** ? to asks???

i sow this imagin on a nuws 2day. lolk clothes: o sorrys i havn som tr=ourble putin tehse picarts n mii joubralisn wabsits. neway louk @ this picthir:

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that a picute of persdeint baackr Obams n his nuw vies perdeint whum he choose (bcux hilar clintn not aloyd 2 b a vies pedeirnt she a wumn red teh constnitions) n i clear regconised this man wu is w/ barcka obasm.

that man joan macan.

look mor cloes at a picuret of hem.----------------------->

now tish maek urs turly comfuse bcuz r2r0z thogth josh macina a enimys of backer omnabus. BRackar Omabe**

meba this a politoca trix? tolallty maxialvillan (u no teh othr neam 4 2pax shaker (not kpax tat a grate move w/kecoin spacES) n trixn jhon macan 2 b his fiend n then he g'on 2 push hem off a steag or sumoin 9u no policists thay direty rember whut happn 2 kaney wesy thay berak his jaw 4 siyn greoje busch don;t caer abop afericn AMrecinas.

)

so aloe me 2 vouch the qeastioun agang do u no y barker oamsbma chos a republiaran 4 his vick persedeint??>

if ne1 can aweners this ? plz tell me bcaz thes gots pore r2r0z head all comfruesd.

THX LOL MUAH:??:?))

willie wuncka gjaint chew nerjds o boiz lol:L

oh mi god;. lujk at how big them nerbs. gues wut tho: the only gud flawor is gren. i b triin teh ohter 1"s n thay do"nt holed the that certin, i thigkn th Frenge b sain this way, that she nuh say quios. That b meanin "i dont' no wut" n it b usfuls 4 whin u a hi-porfile intnenrt s jrnourlbalsit. (u got 2 lerna tehe trix of the tread. )(

newaeighz, u getz a gudf amuntz of candys 4 your $$'s whn u buyib so it a ecommomcial buy n this modren resessionist tiems we in n wut not. 4 ur helth it mabez not so good, it gots surups n sugurs n other stuff that not mebe "adkins' safe" if u no what i mean:) but if u caer abot that y u loukin @ a junk foods jourbalisnrt sitgh?:P:::)lolz

u no who b lovin thees candisease, mi 2nd daugther Takeelah. She alays b plain out in teh yardsz w/the dirsts liek she gouna bcomes sum kincda arkiolgymnists whan she grous up n she b dixcovrenin all kined of anchant cilivisazatins wut got lost n teh drits bcuz thay din'dt swepp up thare dutss lolz :0

P.S> 4 tem sklimbelz i revude last time i 4got 2 say thay tasten liek some kindat rip-of toosty role but i dono cant figgerus out how 2 b edditen mi old paig's lolzz ::O

skibles n bitz (in my moufas omigud tase th raibow)

okey so i was etin thes skitsels wut wer caled choclat n the was not tase the raibow wierd huh they was only colurd lik wite n brown n difren shABE ov browzlik in the wizsarcd of ozz b4 they was colord n stuf lik wit teh muschkinz n crep.

skipin uv munchisne wut is the deif bretwns muschnishinkins n leperkians?? bcuz u no i be cin munskichn they cul, they b bringin me lolupyops i jus wanna b meatin thm n makin thm mi neyborz n stuffs but them leperkahsn they b al messzin up mi bed n crap so i bit thm or mayb thet wa my muver i dunno.

****BIRFDY DSHOUTOUT 22 MY NEFREW CUZIN FELIPII*****( is stil confuzeed bout teh name, like flipieee logstuckin??! my sis is ritarded. jus kidin dont got nothin geinst the ritords wen i wasw a lil kid they thot i was, i had a long record of bein friends of the reaatdarsd: mi mom sed i don got no retard-down-sindroam cuz swhe culdn affrud it)

so wer was i at/?? raibows. no skiblbles. lik my ancestros wa ettin 20 years agu. b4 they had color.

so lik i was sayin 1 dayu i s pil; themd; so acordringly i was findn them arund mi desk OMIHGOD I JUS BIN FINDN SPAMZ kk i jus bin turnd of spamblox so i cud hav fre spam. i opn up my compuberz but i don find no spammzz??? lik but i did find these lil wite n bronw thign. lik spider eggs??!! MMM i saw me charlaootes web, them delisviosu. or mayb lil rabit poos? but i aint cen my rabs since he went ona lil date wit my cat :/ he was warin a lil bowtie was so QT, bu so sadds...lol mayb he moved 2 barzils wer they dont got no rullz bouts cats marryins bunnyess??

REd craem soidA? U Is puddnig A JOLK ON mea??

U cein thiz pisctuer==pciture, u is cein sum kind of mirLICAL OVE NACHURE. look at wath it sas. :"crewme' is in, ctremne sopa, but loko at teh colorz 2. win the l;asst tiem u evr sow a RED CEMERA++CRAME [padrom me, hte dllete key is'int wrkong aginaee] btqw u c mi add in the crigslist'? u b recfgzinig r2ur0z (thas mi0 i wss the onr how sayd hi on caigsluts.

but i dgrest. i wass drnken tis crabonited 9that anoterh wurd 4 bulbly 4 u inedjcutea readrts redaers****not rertards (no ofence 2 tha dones scyndrom crodw i no ur sturlgle 1 time wehn r2ur0z a babey his drocter tri to tell his mamam that r2ur0z b gotten sum cinad don'e's sindroam n mi mmaa sayed "nuhuhuh uh mi baeb boi n't got no donw's cyrdnome i ca'nt b a4ding that" n she tole that dcotor)) delitegh n i thogth. 'this shur is cremaey i wunerd waht coller it is." n i loek dwon n HOLLY TISTEES IT COLARD RED!!

U can unerdsandt mi siprise at tshi divelopmin win u no a brova has nevir ceen no RED CRAEMES. It unnatceral. Liek a crames miksed w/ humin bloud.

It so taste but it is tinted wiht mabey a devi'ls eval? Woh noz, r2ur0sz jest not gun dirnk it no moar.

a FrichkUN zoo in mi moutfhs -- lata bitches

hav u evr felt lik u had a hole buch a aminals in ur moufs? well 1 tim i wuz eatin a beef but also sum porks n thas the closst i bin b4 them cookies--->
well thy cum n all shap n 2 color of amnals that is on farmnzoo ov tha raibow. well thy not tast lik a meat. i reab ingrebiends n the dont hav a chikn in it or a sheep, but 1 iz shap of asheep.

quik faq: what if ur whol body wuz made uv cow covrd with icing of pink aand white (wut taste dif, also sprinkers) ? wudnt that be so delish (do u evr wonder what haven mite b lik? [i agnostic, + liberatarina)

well i think if i died i think mayb i mite b coverd in frostin n b eatin...; does that make me a hindu>/?> also delishics? bcuz mayb i belve in reincarnations? do you think that maybe inside we the 1's mad of cookie? {sorry 4 bein all philsopical} but really scientific made of cooki3?

wel these lil meatless meatpackin fuckers if u was vegeabarrian u cud eat. but i {swars, they taste lik a cooki3}

they taste lik if u hole body wasz made of fuckin frostin n shit n u cud eat ur on e hand but ur hand was a fuckin elephant and shit. those sons of bitches animal crackers dont taste lik no crackers...that z wat they taste like, dont take it frum me eat these cuntz urself. i dooin th world a serveice w/ this blog, i tell u 2 go out n trie new foodsz; but u dont c me axin lik no sainthood. i aint tryin 2 b no marter bitches.

p. s. anyone watch 3-and-a-half men the rerun las nite? it was hialrious but (had some parts that need some splianin) plzzzz maessaef me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

sum che-z bbq che-toes ho hum

wut u thikn of them che-toes? thas 1 ov lyfs many faq''s. is cheez n bbq all in 1 paq fo tha ltd price of at least 2 dollaz cash mony + th ryde ov yo liiiiiife. also mi wyfes iz nagin on mi agin n mi eldist dauter mariah bein takin th car fo 1 ride n i ca'-int go bowlin wit mi bro-in-law tySOn. SO THEM CHhetoh i found the caplox THISIZ FUNIT LOOKS LIK I'M YELLLIN N STUF And they taste LIK SUM bbq fritos bu wit th txture of a chetos but that make since bc it ryhme if u rilly thik bout it. cheetos n friots i thik i culd rite a poetry.

che*tos *i *lov* u

fir*o*toes* u *ril* gud* 2

n *u* tast* sexii*

also in mi pants. but ths ramind me that chesta chetta sum ril sly motha fckercake. n also mayb he frienz w thar guy wut says "grrrrrrreat" lik he sum kina cat or somthin i wonder this alotz. i phylosopcal if u no wut i mean lik that guy dr.phl. he crazy lik a mo fo. n ophera too. i thik we dun herre. luh u: arturosz>

Holy crap I've been bamboozled once again

HOLY CRAP I JUS PEED MI PANTZ.

i don been bam BOOBzled once again. (i jus ped my pants a lil bit again) (don let the wife find out-this is my last pair of] undehwrooz til she do the laundrys nex mondy)

these arent chips. i n bro in law tyson. were buying snackables. n i fell 4 the shiny glimmerying cheddars. i thot. cheddars, lik macaraonics n chese crackers but dont taste like no noodels?!!! HOLY crap i dont not wearin no more pants.

N neway how do u think of the ol man on cover? hav u ever mayb noticed he mite be winkin at u? n watup w/ that homo name n red (my fav color) suspendgers ;? {i think hes a lil bit hot}

oh no shutup brain! (i told u 2 go 3 slep 4 a reason#)

i ate the hole bag. notice it is empties. lik a hole. n only 25 grams of fat. HOLY CRAP I WANT 2 PEE UR PANTZ. (thats 4 ur, orvilez) (but dont tel the wifes)

mor ovalten's plz

LOl. So-this is tha storie. 1th. let me set the stage. hav u ever ben in a supermarket??! wel. i was w/ my cuz mo. well at the store they havfe these things caled "iseles" n aftr u don doin teh shopin bdniz (mosty handled bi womenfokes) (i have lotsa ideas bout the genderfokes) u get in a line 4 purchasing your itemsz. that ur want 2 buy.

usually at this time i wil buy gum; chetos, mountain dews (4 my thirst) (mo like cherry coke)

howevs. wen i was lukin up the aisles. someons left a jar orf oveltines (what wud fel gud in my tummies) al alones w/ no homes. I knew it was not intentionally stocked in that locality. i used my detective mom arturosz skils (hav u seen that film?) 4 deducting skilz.

*intentionmaly.

THere wer no other foods of the type. so i gave that ovaltines a gud home. in my bellys. (did u no what a cow has 6 stomaches?)

also i bouhgt sum hand sanitizers n gummy produxts b/c they was the ovaltine's freinds. n i wanted 2 give them 6 a hhome in my belly to. (the hand sanitizers was not eazy on the bowels. ask the wifes)

Beef jwerkys (buy rrl fancy thaia fockes)

Beef Jerkys. Lol. hav u evr consitered teh originz of tha worrd/?? wel i attribut it 2 jamaizan counterculture. like beef is lik beefcake, homosexual 4 very attractive man. lol so i think this might hav sumthin 2 do w/likin tha menfokes. ROfLoor. my wifey would HATE this. (thats why i scarf em downin mi faace) (in pravates) ("but not in my priavtes") {cuz thems spicuy bithces}

iregardles lol wat du u thunk they mean bi "thia?" i think this kindameat n lik how it feels on my tonsils (fancy wurd 4 toungie) n my fav color is rhed.

it tasted lik norms beef jerksy but nasty crap. lol jus kiddin tasted lik cows/awhole bunch/butin jus 1 bag (lol im tipin lik rossy odonald)/maybe i am gay ???!!!

Lindt: Lindor Friggin Truffles HOLY CRAP (but not reily)

Well they say u should get chocx 4 a woman. Lik anniversary.

Well i got these 4 my wife but ate them in the car 4 our aniversary. she never found out but irregardless these truffles give one's teeth trembles with anticipation 4 teh next bite. the creamy white choc is filled with delivious mocha chips. like lil cookies n cream ice cream cept its not cold.

women s shouldnt eats chocs cuz men metabolife's things dif.

Butter: the reason cows exist (n oldie but a goodie_)

Arturos ate that beutters aall by himself. speaking of butters wh o remems that show pb n j otters, n lil baby buttesr. lik what i ate a whole half a stick of./

(speakin of which thats ababy spoon, my baby dustin"s spoon ACTUAL SIZE)

HOLY CRAP ON MY FAV SHOW THEY USED 2 DO THT NEWDLE DANZE AN THOSE CRAZKERS DIDNT TASTE NOTHIN LIKI NOODLES. wtf.

Macaronis?~~~!! Holy fuckiing canoli (i wanna pee my pantz)

HOLY FUCKING APESHIT I THOUGHT MACRCARONI N CHEES WHAS JUS MACARONI N CHEESE BUT NOW ITS MACARNOI N CHEESE CARACKR. CRACCKERS. *CRACKERS.

I 4got 2 use the backspace ! oh ther it is. fuckdgood job detective mom arturos.

In + i also forgot 2 look at nutrictional faqz. But I tried these lil bastards n they taste like cheese. like white cheedor, as advertised.

there new lik the Box says. In big red box with wavy letters says "NEW!~" and I'm not 1 2 pass up an opportunitz 2 try sumethin new. like what if these wer limited editions n i never new.

but 2 ask a faq how come they dont taste lik no noodles *macacaronis *macrarconis (macaranois 2 be specific)

HOLY CRAP I FOUND TEH BACKSPACE agains (THIS IS MY LUICKY days agains)

sry 4 bein so existmential

(but i was jus wondrin)

Mini Smart Cakes! Popcorn Cakes

i wish iI shouldsa been able 2 reads ta no that it wasnt no junk foods but I still 8 the whole bag justin case, but it stil wasn't no junk foods i bin tricked n dun bamboozeled rilly gud. C ^^ the hole bag iz empties fo rillsies.

a senzual blend of sour cream + onion, i rilly felt lik th 1st day i n cuz mo ate sour creme & onion chips; cept these art intelligent chips and are less likely to cause arterial sclerosis

in + my father of late has developed gout which has manifested itself as pain in his foots. as this food has no saturated fat it wonts do gout 2 u.

another healthy choice 4 a healthy life