Monday, November 10, 2008

o jus ur frenly naihborhooD sonidcs a hedgmenhogs/?>?


O wel u no me, allways a suker 4 sum joonkfoobs!! wel as waz sayn i lik miiself sum jonkfoobs. exspecialy i lik sum frensch frieys. well uh u evr bin goin 2 a diriv thru 2 b getin sum a frenc friyz? wel mayb u wuld notbaliev it but i bin goin 2 wut is cal a driv_IN wut u b jus darivin up n then sum a roler discocso n a ska8tes!! oh u cn a satburty nite fevar?o mi i m a ver atravitve 2 a jon traveltas!! o(o no wut i sayn don tel a wives!!!) u no wut i men tho lik i hav a raspec for hiself n u cn hownic he lioksin a wite suoot o mi!!! wel; u no sumtatimes i waring a wite suote 2 a mi wesdsin g but n thn mi wifvv sayn '"""[o no onli a beride supoesda b warin  a wite but i asayin no i liukhibn clssy u stope 2 b telin mi whgut a b edoin liady we not mwarry yet o wiast now we getin marirg"""_) o but thas a long timez a go n o no uh o ih ther!! wel careitnly canot wher wites now ! ( n i do'nt jusat meen wut i b spilin a chiliu on a wite but alszo i nota viaraigain(#) wel u no bdc i havni ea babby ies wut ias a namea uhh mairahiha n  a teakainalihe n a dusitnine. n o who thsiu? o i foreget. 

Saturday, November 8, 2008

bacakarbasms sum perbesitdnt!!!!!! (amerca finaly did sumthin rite) ;) !!!!!!!!!11

O HAY U BIN CN THIS??? u bin watchn the tvs?? barackamabsim a sum president of the united pstates of america!!!! that a sumethin we can al b e proud of 2day./

2day i felin sum truly lik e ablack ameirca, we al eafmerblack amriecna toadao mi!! u b cen this??? this a sum barakabasms, he a presibent f the united estates.t He is pirchred her lookin a real hasomd n also sum real dreamie. wut he fthinking bout, u ask? maybe sum workld pieace or sum wel fed childrn or maybe sum welathy milddle class?! mm he a real responisble man wut prod of our countirybs n lovin sum dinerz wut wer theis picguter wuz takin!!!y!!!!!

him thnkin about getn sum hope/getn some chanje!!!!!! lol he dreamin of a world wut wer black men can b prsdeint lol lol lol! he dreamin of a world wut wer ppl of al religulous cn b respected for their elders!!1

that uhhhhhhh reminind me--mariiah bin stole the car 2 b goin on a date wiv her frien alfonso wuit always smelin lik a surrfer n now i cant go 2 c 28 dreses wiv sum bro in laew tyosn.u bin herdr forthat movie? it about sum best friends/maybe sum wrdins/lotsa dresses/o hay who this?

as i wauz a sayin,um alsonfos a real nice boy, he always comin in wiv his hair lookin lik sum feathers, lokin lik a lil goose. he alwasy sayin "uh oh hey mr marias dad u loukin sum fine 2nite, i a likin ur lil face; u a hansom n real inteligentmet, also every clasy' i bin sed "u a fine boy, b back bi 1 or mauybe 11"

mmm filly cheebstakes, eatn m, rl gould, moar pleads

hay o, hay its me ur frindly lockal interbet food gormay critix (cribics a nuw word wut i lernd meanings hi-prlile inerts joubralist.)

so i toulk a trips to filiadelpifa (piledepfia ((Spansih))) (i don't remeber y) (o yes i do i loukn 4 babbty dustans liek wut i sad earlyr n a story him bn missung w/a vober frabs) n "i thouth" o mabe that lil babby gon 2 fillydepofa: but i wend n not c-n him. also 1ce i got thare i bemember i sene that lil baby back home, him w/ his moma 4 the wekend (1 dead/1 in jale) hay u wunderin how him bn vixits his mamo in some jailes? i bn wondern that 2, i begin 2 supects she not in a jale after all!!!1!! u no, r2ros get a fone call 6 moths/ago form his 2th wife (this 1) (1 dead/i in jaile(??)))) n she sain "o we cant be maryed no moar i goin 2 jale" n r2ros gos, O KNOW, MY WIAF IN JAILES" but i thinkn mabe she not rily n jaile at all (whith b y i still c-n her @ her job @ bloxbutters n she never n no jail n wen r2ros call a jaile thay b sain "no we don't got no vodnika (that her names) @ this jaile"

hmmm a plot thinkins...