O mji sum voted fraugs (2 bn cotilioned)

o k so u mabe no how r2rox bn misen his ballilits 4 a presdentuial electhons (n whut he wus supcetcin sum votar fraobs)but did i mentogns that whn a ansibtenee babots went deseapred so did babby dunstin??! I jus notised 2day I bn thinekne (O mi i havent fed no baby dustib 4 a whil" n then i thogt "I havant cn thab couot lil baby sinse i lossed mi Absent ballet" n u no who haird it is 2 bn rasin a babby as a singal fatter (1 wife dead/th othar n jails))n i rl lucky babby dustan rl old 4 a babey (he born in 1996) but he stil not rl gould @ eatn 4 hisself n whaunot so mabe if u cn babby dinstn u give R2r9ous a hollar??! thx

O dere R2rous cougth up n sum votter fruabs!!1!?

O K so two (3) wks/agou ur frind R2rr0Us ordard a absnitne balots form a interants. I wansnt' regxited 2 voat priarly but i bn thainkn much @bout sum potlixtal proeses n wutnots n how a cystem works n so i sad 2 misilfs,, "R2ro0us u a repspexable man n ur cummunits n u gots a saphic dutys 2 vote on Noavambr forth (5nd).""

loung storry shorts, i recived a letar yestarsays n a mail wut says "OFcial absinthee balot furst class mails". N o mi, r2royus thougth "o no teh IRS filalnly caugth me LOLSL"" but i opeand it n it a rel asbintehe ballat 4 r2royus???! n I got rl excited n left it on a citchen tabbel (liek 1 whyt jo buddan always talkin aboust) n want 2 use a bathfroom (u no a big gius liek r2rous gots 2 go if u no wut I mene LOL!!!!!) n toled mi babbi dustn 2 wath it w/ his liefs!!!1 but low 'n' bholed wein i returen teh balots was missings!!!!!!!!!!!! ware did it went?? did soum1 bn stealn my asbinte babbots?? sum1 bn snupin 4 a votar frougs?? o mi, vary scandoulx!!!